Going on a cruise can be a great way to enjoy a holiday that’s both unique and insightful.
Not only do you get to visit several different countries on a single trip, but you also get the experience of life aboard the ship, which is a really fun and special experience. Whether you’re a seasoned cruiser a la Jane McDonald or you’re a total newbie to this kind of voyage, here are some tips everyone should know before booking.
1. Book the ‘wrong’ side of the ship.
Everyone fights for those prime sunset-view cabins, driving up prices on that side of the ship. But here’s the thing — sunrise cabins are often cheaper and give you amazing views pulling into each port. Plus, you’ll avoid the afternoon sun beating down on your balcony when you’re trying to relax. Smart cruisers know it’s not about the side you’re on — it’s about how you use it.
2. Skip the drink package trap.
Source: Pexels Those unlimited drink packages sound tempting until you do the maths. Between port days when you’re off the ship and the number of drinks you’d need to break even, most people end up losing money. Instead, watch for happy hour specials, bring your allowed bottles of wine, and use port days to enjoy local spots. You’ll save money and avoid that “I have to drink to get my money’s worth” pressure.
3. The buffet isn’t your only free option.
Everyone crowds the buffet thinking it’s the only included meal, while the main dining room sits half-empty at lunch. Most ships have multiple included dining venues that offer better quality and atmosphere than the buffet rush. Room service breakfast is often free too, making those port day mornings much more civilised. Knowing your included options means better meals without the upcharges.
4. Pack a day bag strategically.
Your luggage might not reach your cabin until evening on embarkation day, but nobody tells you that ahead of time. Pack a small carry-on with your swimsuit, medications, and anything you’ll need for the first day. This way, you’re not stuck wearing your travel clothes while watching everyone else enjoy the pool. And yes, the pools are open from day one — be ready to dive in.
5. Work out time zones to your advantage.
If you’re crossing time zones, your phone might automatically update before the ship’s schedule changes. This can mess with dinner reservations, show times, and port arrivals. Smart cruisers keep their phone on ship time and use the daily planner as their guide. Nothing ruins your day like missing an excursion because your phone jumped an hour ahead too early.
6. Use the spa on port days.
Those fancy spa treatments cost significantly less when most passengers are off exploring ports. Ships often run “port day specials” with deep discounts, and you’ll get more attentive service with fewer people around. Plus, you’ll still have plenty of time to explore your destination later in the day. The key is booking these treatments early in your cruise when they’re still available.
7. Hidden quiet spots exist.
Every ship has secret peaceful spots that most passengers never find. Look for the library, card rooms, or observation lounges during peak hours — they’re usually empty. Some ships have hidden deck spaces or quiet corners perfect for reading or watching the waves. These spots become your private retreat when the main areas get crowded.
8. The app is your best friend.
Most cruise lines now have apps that let you check daily schedules, book restaurants, and even track your spending without standing in line at guest services. Download it before boarding and learn to use it during the safety drill downtime. The best part? Many work in aeroplane mode, so you don’t need to buy an internet package just to use them.
9. Room location matters more than size.
That great deal on a cabin might not feel so great if it’s under the nightclub or above the theatre. Study deck plans carefully — look for quiet cabins sandwiched between other passenger decks, away from service areas and lifts. A smaller, well-located room often beats a larger one in a noisy spot. Your sleep schedule will thank you.
10. Timing is everything for specialty restaurants.
Those fancy specialty restaurants often offer first-night discounts when most people are still exploring the ship. Or book for nights when there’s a big show — they’re usually quieter then. If you’re interested in trying multiple venues, lunch often costs less for the same menu. Smart scheduling can cut your specialty dining budget in half.
11. The real deals happen onboard.
While pre-cruise sales sound tempting, the best deals on future cruises, spa treatments, and excursions often happen while you’re sailing. Watch for mid-cruise specials, especially on longer itineraries. The future cruise desk often offers better perks than you’ll find on land, and spa prices drop dramatically on port days.
12. Use crew shortcuts wisely.
Notice how crew members always seem to move efficiently through the ship? They know which stairs avoid the crowds and which lifts are less busy. Mid-ship lifts tend to be packed, but forward and aft ones often have shorter waits. Learning these traffic patterns early in your cruise saves time and frustration.
13. The real party starts late.
Most passengers crash early after busy port days, but the ship comes alive in a different way after 10 PM. Late-night venues are less crowded, bartenders are more chatty, and you’ll find the real cruise enthusiasts. Plus, those midnight buffets and late-night snacks? They’re when the kitchen gets creative with their offerings.
