We all have our little quirks and habits that might not be the most glamorous.
I’m talking about the things we do when we think no one’s watching, but secretly, everyone else probably does them too. So, let’s pull back the curtain and embrace the grossness that unites us all!
1. We pick our noses when we think no one is looking.
Who hasn’t indulged in a little nose-picking session when they thought they were alone? It’s a primal instinct, a strangely satisfying way to deal with an itch, or maybe even a moment of boredom. But hey, no judgment here! Just maybe try to keep it discreet, or better yet, grab a tissue.
2. We sniff our own clothes to check if they’re still wearable.
That moment of truth when you pull a shirt out of the hamper and give it a quick sniff test to determine its freshness? Yep, we’ve all been there. It’s a gamble, for sure, but sometimes those laundry cycles can get backed up, and desperate times call for desperate measures.
3. We use our phones on the toilet.
Source: Unsplash Whether it’s scrolling through social media, catching up on emails, or playing a quick game, the bathroom has become a multitasking haven. It’s a guilty pleasure, and a potential hygiene hazard, but hey, we won’t tell if you won’t.
4. We pop those pesky pimples.
The allure of a ripe pimple is hard to resist. It’s like a tiny Mount Vesuvius just begging to erupt. And while we know we shouldn’t, the satisfaction of squeezing out that gunk is oh-so-tempting. Just remember, be gentle and don’t go overboard!
5. We eat food we dropped on the floor (if it’s within the five-second rule).
The five-second rule – a sacred pact between humans and gravity. If a tasty morsel slips from our grasp and lands on the floor, we quickly assess the situation. Is it salvageable? Was it there for more than five seconds? It’s a judgment call, but hey, who’s to say a little dirt won’t build up our immune system?
6. We sometimes wear the same underwear for more than a day.
We all have those days when laundry feels like an insurmountable task. Maybe we’re travelling running late, or just plain lazy. Whatever the reason, let’s just say that sometimes our underwear gets a second (or even third) chance to shine. Just don’t make it a habit, please!
7. We wee in the shower (admit it, you do it too!).
This is the ultimate bathroom multitasking move. Why waste water on a separate flush when you can combine your business with pleasure? It’s a natural urge, a moment of efficiency, and let’s be honest, it’s kind of fun.
8. We pick food out of our teeth with our fingernails.
That annoying piece of spinach stuck between your teeth after a delicious meal? You could grab some floss, but your fingernail is right there, so readily available. It’s not the most elegant solution, but hey, it gets the job done.
9. We re-wear clothes that haven’t been washed yet (especially jeans).
Jeans are a staple in many wardrobes, and let’s be honest, they don’t always need a wash after every wear. We give them a sniff test, a quick once-over, and decide if they’re good to go for another round. It’s a balancing act between hygiene and practicality, and hey, denim is durable, right?
10. We check the loo roll after we wipe.
It’s a natural curiosity, a moment of inspection to assess the aftermath. We glance at the toilet paper, looking for signs of, well, you know. It’s a quick check to ensure everything is as it should be, a small ritual that we rarely discuss but undoubtedly share.
11. We sometimes don’t wash our hands after using the bathroom.
Alright, this one might be a bit more controversial, but let’s be honest, it happens. Maybe we’re in a rush, forgetful, or just lazy. But let’s all agree that handwashing is essential for good hygiene, so let’s try our best to make it a consistent habit.
12. We pick our noses in the car (and sometimes eat it!).
The car becomes a personal bubble, a space where we feel a bit more liberated to indulge in our secret habits. Nose-picking seems to be a common pastime for many drivers, and some might even confess to the occasional taste test. Hey, it’s a source of protein, right?
13. We smell our own armpits when no one is around.
A quick sniff test to assess our freshness level is a common practice. We subtly lift our arms, take a whiff, and make a judgment call. Is deodorant needed? Time for a shower? It’s a private moment of self-evaluation that we rarely discuss, but rest assured, you’re not alone in this.
14. We use our saliva to clean something (like a smudge on our phone).
When a smudge appears on our phone screen, our first instinct is often to lick our thumb and give it a quick wipe. It’s a natural reflex, a quick fix that seems harmless enough. But let’s just say it’s not the most hygienic solution, and maybe a microfiber cloth would be a better choice.
15. We hoard food in our bedrooms (and secretly snack on it).
A stash of snacks under the bed, a secret chocolate bar hidden in the drawer – we all have our hiding places for those guilty pleasures. It’s a way to satisfy our cravings without judgment, a private indulgence that we don’t always want to share.
16. We don’t always change our bedsheets often as we should.
Life gets busy, and sometimes changing the bedsheets falls to the bottom of our to-do list. We tell ourselves that they still look clean, that we shower before bed, or that no one will notice. But let’s be honest, fresh sheets are a simple luxury that we all deserve, so let’s try to make it a priority.
