We’ve all been there at some point.

You’re chatting with a man, maybe about your job, a hobby, or even just the telly, and suddenly, he’s talking over you, explaining something you already know. It’s patronising, infuriating, and it can leave you feeling small. But don’t just sit there and take it! Here are some witty, no-nonsense comebacks to put a mansplainer in his place and show him you’re not here for his unsolicited lectures.
1. “Thanks, but I’ve actually got this.”

This is your go-to, all-purpose mansplainer repellent. It’s polite, it’s direct, and it gets the job done. You’re basically saying, “Mate, I appreciate the thought, but I’m a fully functioning adult who can handle this situation without your help.” It’s the verbal equivalent of a gentle pat on the head – condescending, but in a way that makes them question their own behaviour.
2. “I’m not sure where you got your information, but…”

This one’s a bit cheeky, but it’s a great way to undermine their confidence and establish your own expertise. You’re basically saying, “I’m not sure what dodgy pub quiz you got that information from, but here are the facts…” It’s a subtle way of calling them out without being overtly confrontational.
3. “Actually, that’s not quite right. What I meant was…”

Don’t be afraid to interrupt and correct them. Mansplainers often have a habit of talking over people, so it’s important to reclaim your space in the conversation. Be clear, concise, and confident in your correction. You might even want to add a little “Well, actually…” for extra sass.
4. “I appreciate your input, but I’m going to trust my own judgement on this.”

This is a polite but firm way of saying, “Thanks, but no thanks.” It acknowledges their opinion while making it clear that you’re capable of making your own decisions. It’s the perfect response when you’re dealing with a well-meaning but misguided mansplainer.
5. “Let me finish my thought, then you can share your perspective.”

Mansplainers are notorious for interrupting. This phrase is a gentle reminder that you were speaking first and that you deserve to be heard. It also sets a clear boundary and establishes a more equitable dynamic in the conversation.
6. “Are you aware that you’re explaining something to me that I already know?”

This is a direct challenge that exposes their patronising behaviour. It’s the verbal equivalent of a raised eyebrow and a smirk. It’s a bit sassy, but it can be incredibly effective in shutting down a mansplainer.
7. “I’m happy to discuss this further, but only if you’re willing to listen to my perspective as well.”

This sets the expectation of mutual respect and open dialogue. It’s a subtle way of calling out their one-sided approach and establishing a more balanced conversation. It’s also a good way to gauge whether they’re genuinely interested in having a conversation or just want to hear themselves talk.
8. “With all due respect, your tone is a bit condescending.”

Sometimes, you just need to call it out. This phrase lets them know that their behaviour is not okay and that you won’t tolerate being talked down to. It might make them defensive, but it’s important to stand up for yourself and set boundaries.
9. “Perhaps you could explain why you feel the need to explain this to me.”

This is a bit of a mind game, but it can be incredibly effective in making a mansplainer question their own motives. It puts them on the spot and forces them to consider why they feel the need to explain something that you clearly already understand.
10. Just stare blankly at them until they stop talking.

Silence can be a powerful weapon. A blank stare, accompanied by a raised eyebrow, can be enough to make a mansplainer stop in their tracks. It’s a non-verbal way of saying, “I’m not impressed, mate.”
11. “Wow, that’s fascinating. Please tell me more about how you’re an expert on this topic.”

This is sarcasm at its finest. It highlights the absurdity of their behaviour and subtly mocks their self-proclaimed expertise. It’s a bit cheeky, but it can be a fun way to disarm a mansplainer and turn the tables.
12. “I’m not sure why you’re telling me this, but thanks for sharing.”

This is a polite way of dismissing their unsolicited advice. It’s the verbal equivalent of a polite nod and a change of subject. It’s a good option when you want to avoid conflict but still want to make it clear that you don’t need their help.
13. Simply walk away.

Sometimes, the best response is no response. If you’re dealing with a particularly persistent or obnoxious mansplainer, don’t be afraid to simply walk away. You don’t owe them your time or attention. Just turn and walk away, head held high.